Okay peeps, by now you should know what this is all about, so let’s get on with it…
I have won Oprah tickets and appear on her show.
I am interviewed by Oprah and so have my book picked up by a publisher.
My book has been published and is hugely successful, thanks to appearing on Oprah, millions of people pre-order my book.
I am a successful author.
All thanks to Oprah and being on her show.
Bitchfest! radio is on the air and is a hugely successful radio show.
My back has been sorted out and I am no longer in pain!!!!
I have great health and well being thanks to my back being straightened.
And HUNK OF THE MONTH GOES TO…… MAGNUM PI!