JAY DANIELS – actor comedian, tall, brown hair and eyes, scar and mole, Jason Sudeikis type

ARI TRAVERS – Me kind of type

BELINDA – librarian mid-20s, glasses

FIONA – 53, author in group, non-descript

POPPY – blonde, mid-twenties, author in group

BETHANY – 29, author in group, non-descript

ARI’S MUM – non-descript

EDITH – Editor, non-descript

CHUCK – Cover designer, non-descript

MERRICK STATTON – Jay’s lawyer, mid-60s, silver haired, decent stature

STATTON’S ASSISTANT – female, non-descript

BOBBY FLANNIGAN – Jay’s assistant, 35, tall, brown almost black curly hair

GLORIA HANNAFORD – actress, late-30s, average height/weight, light brown hair, light eyes

ANDREW DANIELS – son of Gloria and Jay, 10, lanky, brown hair

MARISOL DANIELS – daughter of Gloria and Jay, 8, brown hair, skinny, brown eyes

DENVER – singer musician, tall, slim, late-20s

NYPD OFFICER – female, average height

NYPD OFFICER – tall, African American male

STEPHEN COLBERT – as himself

MAURY – TV show host, 60-something, six feet, grey streaks in black hair, attractive

MAUREEN – TV show host, 32, slim, attractive, long brown hair, long legs

FLOOR MANAGER/ASSISTANT – non-descript

FLASH: RECEPTIONIST – non-descript

FLASH: GENEVIEVE TOMMERS – non-descript

MELINDA DANIELS – Jay’s mother, early 70s, brown hair and eyes, medium height

BEN DANIELS – Jay’s father, early 70s, brown hair and eyes, balding, tall

JESSICA DANIELS – Jay’s older sister, brown hair and eyes, tall

MICHELLE DANIELS – Jay’s younger sister, brown hair and eyes, tall

YOUNG DANIELS GIRL – granddaughter, about 10, long brown hair

KEN J. JAMISON – radio show host, mid 60s, grey, arrogant son of a bitch

ZENNITH WILLIAMS – radio show host, mid-30s, almost shaved hair, full lips, mixed heritage

ZENNITH’S ASSISTANT – non-descript

TAD REARDON – Jay’s friend, actor comedian, mid-forties, tall, dark good looks

WENDY GALLAGHER – Jay’s friend, actress comedian, willowy, tall, shoulder length auburn hair, porcelain skin, brown eyes

MACK ELLINGTON – Jay’s best friend, actor comedian, 5’10, brown hair, blue eyes

BABETTE LONDON – Jay’s friend, actress, early fifties

CHRISTMAS PARTY STAFF – non-descript

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE – as themselves

THEATRE MANAGER – non-descript

MARILYN HANNAFORD – late 60s, stuffy upper crust, non-descript

GODFREY HANNAFORD – late 60s, stuffy upper crust, non-descript

ROSS – Jay’s manager, non-descript

COMPETITION WINNERS – non-descript

PSYCHIC – withered old lady, white bun

PSYCHIC’S GRANDDAUGHTER – non-descript

MAN ON STREET – non-descript

ELDERWOOD WAY OLD MAN – non-descript

ELDERWOOD WAY ORDERLY – non-descript

DETECTIVE GARMOND – Australian, mid-forties, salt and pepper hair

DETECTIVE MARBLACK – Australian, non-descript

GC COPS – Australian, non-descript

DETECTIVE LEE RAILGATE – American, non-descript

DETECTIVE DAN CASTELL – American, non-descript

JEFFREY GAMBON – six feet, brown hair and eyes, slim, sick

NEIGHBOURS – non-descript

NYPD OFFICERS – non-descript

DOCTORS – non-descript

RESTAURANT CHEFS/MANAGERS – non-descript

WAITERS/WAITRESSES – non-descript

MOVERS – non-descript

AIRLINE STAFF – non-descript

TAXI/LIMO DRIVERS – non-descript