JAY DANIELS – actor comedian, tall, brown hair and eyes, scar and mole, Jason Sudeikis type
ARI TRAVERS – Me kind of type
BELINDA – librarian mid-20s, glasses
FIONA – 53, author in group, non-descript
POPPY – blonde, mid-twenties, author in group
BETHANY – 29, author in group, non-descript
ARI’S MUM – non-descript
EDITH – Editor, non-descript
CHUCK – Cover designer, non-descript
MERRICK STATTON – Jay’s lawyer, mid-60s, silver haired, decent stature
STATTON’S ASSISTANT – female, non-descript
BOBBY FLANNIGAN – Jay’s assistant, 35, tall, brown almost black curly hair
GLORIA HANNAFORD – actress, late-30s, average height/weight, light brown hair, light eyes
ANDREW DANIELS – son of Gloria and Jay, 10, lanky, brown hair
MARISOL DANIELS – daughter of Gloria and Jay, 8, brown hair, skinny, brown eyes
DENVER – singer musician, tall, slim, late-20s
NYPD OFFICER – female, average height
NYPD OFFICER – tall, African American male
STEPHEN COLBERT – as himself
MAURY – TV show host, 60-something, six feet, grey streaks in black hair, attractive
MAUREEN – TV show host, 32, slim, attractive, long brown hair, long legs
FLOOR MANAGER/ASSISTANT – non-descript
FLASH: RECEPTIONIST – non-descript
FLASH: GENEVIEVE TOMMERS – non-descript
MELINDA DANIELS – Jay’s mother, early 70s, brown hair and eyes, medium height
BEN DANIELS – Jay’s father, early 70s, brown hair and eyes, balding, tall
JESSICA DANIELS – Jay’s older sister, brown hair and eyes, tall
MICHELLE DANIELS – Jay’s younger sister, brown hair and eyes, tall
YOUNG DANIELS GIRL – granddaughter, about 10, long brown hair
KEN J. JAMISON – radio show host, mid 60s, grey, arrogant son of a bitch
ZENNITH WILLIAMS – radio show host, mid-30s, almost shaved hair, full lips, mixed heritage
ZENNITH’S ASSISTANT – non-descript
TAD REARDON – Jay’s friend, actor comedian, mid-forties, tall, dark good looks
WENDY GALLAGHER – Jay’s friend, actress comedian, willowy, tall, shoulder length auburn hair, porcelain skin, brown eyes
MACK ELLINGTON – Jay’s best friend, actor comedian, 5’10, brown hair, blue eyes
BABETTE LONDON – Jay’s friend, actress, early fifties
CHRISTMAS PARTY STAFF – non-descript
THE VILLAGE PEOPLE – as themselves
THEATRE MANAGER – non-descript
MARILYN HANNAFORD – late 60s, stuffy upper crust, non-descript
GODFREY HANNAFORD – late 60s, stuffy upper crust, non-descript
ROSS – Jay’s manager, non-descript
COMPETITION WINNERS – non-descript
PSYCHIC – withered old lady, white bun
PSYCHIC’S GRANDDAUGHTER – non-descript
MAN ON STREET – non-descript
ELDERWOOD WAY OLD MAN – non-descript
ELDERWOOD WAY ORDERLY – non-descript
DETECTIVE GARMOND – Australian, mid-forties, salt and pepper hair
DETECTIVE MARBLACK – Australian, non-descript
GC COPS – Australian, non-descript
DETECTIVE LEE RAILGATE – American, non-descript
DETECTIVE DAN CASTELL – American, non-descript
JEFFREY GAMBON – six feet, brown hair and eyes, slim, sick
NEIGHBOURS – non-descript
NYPD OFFICERS – non-descript
DOCTORS – non-descript
RESTAURANT CHEFS/MANAGERS – non-descript
WAITERS/WAITRESSES – non-descript
MOVERS – non-descript
AIRLINE STAFF – non-descript
TAXI/LIMO DRIVERS – non-descript