So, as I mentioned last week, I’m not into these tag things. I’m not going to write a million and one things about myself just because I got an award.
So Gordon Fucking Ramsey had his little red wagon painted by Tracey Grimshaw!The original interview with him, and Tracy’s reply can both be seen here – http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-au&brand=ninemsn&tab=m164
And there’s this interview here – http://www.watoday.com.au/lifestyle/people/tracy-grimshaw-slams-gordon-ramsay-over-lesbian-jibe-20090609-c16b.html
Everyone from this side of the country to the other has been having their say, and they’re all on Tracy’s side. Apparently the little pommy cock got into Rove as well on Sunday night.
There is a difference between being funny, and being an arsehole. Personally, I would’ve given him a spray of swear words he would’ve never heard from a woman’s mouth, but that’s obviously not Tracy.
It’s also obvious that he hates his own guts with a vengance, which is why he has the very obvious need to drive a big fat steak knife into the heart of everyone he comes across, and gut them to extinction so he can make himself feel better!
People like that have VERY bad problems. I have older siblings like that. I’ve come across people like that all my life. When they’re not happy with their own lot in life, or themselves, they’ll tear you to absolute shreads.
Gordon FUCKING Ramsey, you are a fucking knob of a pommy cock. You’re not funny, you’re not happy, YOU’RE NOT FUCKING WANTED HERE! GO HOME AND DON’T COME BACK!
I HOPE YOUR RESTAURANT DOESN’T COME TO FRUITION, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU, AND I HOPE YOUR FUCKING LITTLE EMPIRE FALLS APART AROUND YOUR EARS AND TUMBLES TO THE GROUND, GRINDING YOU INTO THE DEEP PITS OF THE RAVAGED EARTH, SUCKING YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL!
He’s now worried about Tracy having a go at his wife, and that she’s blown everything out of proportion.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
NO SHE DIDN’T!!!!!!!
You’re a knob, and you’re wife is a fucking psycho who is only staying with you for the money you earn. But if it all falls apart, then she’ll leave you faster than you can say ”FUCK ME!”
But no Gordon, I won’t, and it’s not because I’m a lesbian, I’m not. It’s because you’re just not worth fucking!!!!!
A very fucked off Jewels xxoo
Anyhoo, I think I may be biased, as a couple of years ago I had a bit of a crush on Andrew Hansen – see pic below.
It must be all those weirdo hairstyles he keeps having every week.
This week, Barnaby Joyce said the best line I’d ever heard. Something along these lines.
”Kevin Rudd is a psycho chook throwing a spac attack because he didn’t get the right brand of bird seed.”
I love you Barnaby!!!!
I’m going to bitch about Lexmark cartridges today.
I have a lexmark printer and I usually buy the carts from Big W for a reasonable price of $28.95. However, they have since jumped to the disgusting price of $45. I’m glad I bought a double black pack back around xmas time, from Big W for $50 before the price hike. I’ve been putting off printing until the price came down, to buy a colour cart, but it turns out the price isn’t coming down.
I emailed Lexmark, and told them I was disgusted by the $15+ price hike. And while I understood the carts going up a few dollars, $15- $18 was disgusting and wrong!
Lexmark returned my email, and told me that due to the world economic crisis, that the price hike was an appropriate one due to the financial times.
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!
The world economic crisis is absolutely NO excuse for such a jump in price. Every store that still sells the carts have them at $45, and so I decided against buying.
Problem is, my printing has been backing up on my pc, so I had to give in and buy some colour carts …. on ebay, that is. Saved myself a shit load of money, and so far have bought 3 coloured and 2 blacks, and I’ve still got loads of printing to do!
My pc keeps telling me that I’ve got no space left, even though I’ve deleted massive amounts of data, and printed off even more, I have no space! So it looks like I’ll have to keep cleaning it out. Must be blocked up with all them pics of Michael and Carmine!!!!!!!
Thank God for ebay, and cheap cartridges!