Woo baby, that man can host my awards any day! Hugh Jackman will be hosting tomorrows 81st Oscars. Doing something new and different, channel 9 has decided to show the awards ceremony in real time. That means we’ll get to see everyone walk down the red carpet as they actually walk down the red carpet.
I can’t be the only one to think this is sick. What is he, 13 now, but chronologically he’s 8. What the fuck does an 8 year old know about sex, let alone being a father. England is absolutely up shit creek where morals are concerned.
This boy’s not the only one who’s become a parent at such a young age. It’s been going on for years. The country’s youngest mum, youngest grandma, youngest great grandma. The poms love claiming these sick things like it’s the best thing in the world.
I remember an 11 year old girl who had a kid. She looked so bored, and certainly didn’t get the absolute ferocity of the situation. That she had had a kid at 11 years of age. And guess when she got pregnant? During Princess Diana’s funeral. Because she was ”bored”. What a little fucker.
England went to hell in a handbasket centuries ago when they couldn’t be bothered dealing with their own convicts. They sent them to a far off country instead, and they still don’t get how to deal with their own shit now. This boy isn’t the first, and he sure as hell won’t be the last. As for the 15 year old girl who had the kid, she’s nothing but a little skanky arse tart who sleeps around, and she’s proud of it. Apparently her parents are too, because they sure as hell didn’t stop it. They let boys sleep over all the time. What a filthy little tart. But that’s what England’s all about these days. Filthy little tarts with no morals, standards or principles.
After all, just look at the Royal family, they lead the way in no morals!
Alfie Patten looks like he’s 5, and now he reckons that the other boys are lying, that they didn’t have sex with the filthy little tart who had his kid. What the fuck would Alfie know, I’m surprised he knew how to have sex. It only happened once supposedly, but apparently he knew how to get his tiny little dick up (if he even knew what it was and what it did) where to put it, and what to do with it.
I seriously can’t fathom, can’t digest what the hell a little kid knows about sex. Are you fucking kidding me, cause he certainly got fucked enough for her to claim he’s the father, and for him to think he did enough to be a father.
I can’t wait to hear the results of the paternity test, then we’ll know just how skanky arse that little tart really is!
I’ll leave you with this question: can a 12 year old boy’s sperm even fertilise a 14 year old girls egg?
A very disgusted Jewels.
Octomum, or Nadya Suleman, as her mother named her, believes she is Angelina Jolie. Is anybody else completely sick of this woman? I am so sick of seeing a story everyday on tv. Will she be able to care for the kids? Is she getting a new house? Has she gotten millions of dollars for the story? Will she be kicked out of her house?
However, at this stage, it isn’t her house. It’s her mother’s. God knows why she let her daughter and six kids move in, let alone eight more. She claims once the kids come home she’s moving out. I don’t know why you’d move out of your own home just to let your bitch of a daughter take it over. Although word on the street is that she’s behind in mortgage payments and may have the house taken out from under her. That would suck. Knowing that you lost your house because of your daughter taking all your money to support her six kids. That sucks Octomum. You’re nothing but a selfish leech, sucking from society. Claiming you’ll take care of your kids. And who’ll take care of them while you’re back at school? You’re expecting your mother will. Guess again. She’s movin’ out!As for poor Angelina, there’s no way Nadya will ever be like her. Firstly, Angie don’t need ivf, she’s got Brad for Christ’s sake. Secondly, she’s still only got six kids, no need for eight at one time. And Angie will always be the better person, because she can care and pay for her kids without leeching from society to do it.I hate leeches!Jewels.
Recently, pics of actress Naomi Watts have made their way to our screens. I won’t be displaying any, as they’ve been everywhere and I have no need to show them.
She’s standing on a balcony, adjusting her robe. She knew she was naked under there, she knew she was on a public balcony, she knew there would be the chance of someone taking a photo. She has no excuse for saying she didn’t know, or doesn’t understand how these pics came to light. When you’re on a balcony, there’s always someone looking.
As for the name. Why can’t so many people pronounce Naomi? It isn’t Ni-o-me, it’s Nay-o-me. Jesus people, get your shit together and learn to pronounce a person’s name properly!
And as for her being naked, like there’s not more important shit going on in the world, that we would give a shit about her naked!
Love a very clothed Jewels xxoo
Rihanna should have smacked the shit out of Chris Brown.
Now, if this story is true, why don’t women ever hit the bastards back. All I hear with celebrities is, when the guy hits his girlfriend/wife, she rings the cops. Why don’t they pick up the rolling pin, baseball bat, whatever is nearby, and bash his head in, or whack him in the nuts. I’m all for self defence. If you get hit, you hit back twice as hard. Now from various reports, I’ve read several scenarios, but either way, did she hit him back? I’ve heard that neighbours rang the cops, but I also heard they were out on the road in his car.
Either way, I just wish that for once with stories like these, that the woman would actually hit back twice as hard, and give the guy what he deserves. If Chris Brown is a woman beater, then he deserves to be beaten by a woman. That’s the only way these bastards learn, when women stand up and hit back, the arseholes soon realise that the woman will not take his shit, and he won’t get away with it.
So girls, start standing up for yourselves and fight back, once and for all. Don’t let these bastards win.
And as for all the idiots defending Chris Brown, go ahead, but saying that Rihanna deserved it for provoking him makes you as bad as Chris. If you support a woman basher, what does that make you? You support the beater, you support the abuse. You hate the women, that means you hate yourself. You have no self esteem, no self confidence, no self love. You’d rather support the abuse and take it, than stop the abuser and say ENOUGH!
Grow up people and stop accepting men abusing women and children. NO ONE provokes abuse, REGARDLESS of who they are!
A very pissed off Jewels.
Yes that’s right people, it is time they did that. Why? Because I am so sick of their wondering why they’re obese, have problems, and can’t fit into an airplane seat.
Of course me having an absolute gutful of it stems from more than that. The Biggest Loser is back on Aussie tv, and has been for just over a week now. All they’ve done is cry, whinge and wail that they want to go home. How do I know? I don’t, except for the ads, because I refuse to listen, let alone watch, a hour or two of that pissy dribble of rubbish. I just wish I could shove my fist through the damn tv screen and smack the bloody shit out of those people.
And recently on Dr.Phil, was a man who weighed more than 700 pounds. That’s right, I said 700 pounds. And it’s not the first time Phil has had obese people on, many other shows have done the same kind of stories, and just like with those, I change the channel.
Why? Because I’m sick of hearing people whinge. But I do have to tell you, there is two stages to the story.
1 – People who eat and eat and eat themselves to 700 pounds and then wonder why.
2 – The people who are obese and claim they’re happy. Then turn around and lose weight or have gastric bypass.
Which is how you know they’re bullshitting through their eye teeth.
I have clearly stated previously on my blog, that I am not a small size, I am not huge either. I love food. As the common saying goes, there is not a carb I haven’t met that I don’t like. Although in my case, I don’t like rice. However, I have restraint. I can control what and how much I eat. If I want some chocolate, I don’t sit and eat the whole block, or the whole bag of chips, or the whole packet of whatever it is you eat that makes you hundreds of pounds/kilos.
I have little bits of whatever I want throughout several days, so that I can have a couple of squares of delicious dark mint choc before breakfast. And let me tell you, being the first thing that touches your starved and deprived tastebuds first thing in the morning, followed by and icy cold glass of tropical fruit juice is freakin’ heaven! But I don’t eat the whole block! A little here, a little there, makes it last a lot longer.
I’m so sick of hearing people whinge that they’ve tried EVERY diet, EVERY shake, EVERY pill. Considering that there’s several hundred I’m sure, that’s pretty much impossible. And when you ask them how long they were on it for, they say, ”two days”, with this incredibly dumb look on their face.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? A diet won’t shed all the weight you want to lose in three fucking days. You people need your heads read! No wonder the damn things don’t work. Firstly, you don’t find the right ”diet” for yourself, and secondly, you don’t stay on it long enough to see results.
As for fatty’s, you ain’t happy, so stop telling us you are. We all know it’s a lie, and you end up losing weight anyway, so just stop bullshitting!
Because that’s all you people do. If you’re obese, you need to stop bullshitting to yourself and everyone else. We don’t believe you, so I’m surprised you believe yourself.
You choose to eat, you choose to overstuff your face with food, you choose the lifestyle you are living. Stop blaming genetics, stop blaming food, stop blaming losing your job, your wife, your kids, your life. The only, and I MEAN ONLY person to blame, is yourself! You did this to yourself, you can choose to change it! So get off your fat arse, pull your fat head out and grow a brain.
Next to you, I’m anorexic.