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It’s been 8 years since I had a dream about a hunky actor, and now he’s back in my head…

25/04/2021 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Celebrities, Fun Stuff, L.J. Diva's Books, Publishing, Writing Leave a Comment

 

Way back in 2013 I blogged about a dream I’d had in great detail. And you can read that post right here in this link.

While I had forgotten the dream in full, and the year in which I had it, I always remembered parts of it.

Late last year in November, I was having a clean-up of this website, adding things from my Porn Star Brothers website so I could close that down, and sending lots of old posts back into draft mode. I kept coming across a post about a dream I’d had but thought nothing of it. I updated the size of the picture, changed the tags, and didn’t think anything more. And then one day, while cleaning through the posts, as it took quite a few days, I decided to read it, and lo and behold, it was a post about the dream.

My jaw hit the floor as I saw how great a detail the dream had been in and how much I’d forgotten. So I pasted the post into a word doc, tidied up the spelling, and printed it out. I then made a bullet list of points from the post and printed that out as well.

Why?

Because I’m going to turn that dream into a book.

Also…

The actor from that dream, the one I mentioned in the post and how I’d been seeing him in a Kellogs Just Right ad back then, well, he’s back on air with another ad eight years on. But this time it’s for a Toyota Hilux and the damn song playing over the top of it is Don’t Stop Believing from Journey. Or, depending on what generation you are, the whole first season of Glee.

Now, I could take this as a sign.

I generally don’t believe in signs anymore. I DID stop believing in them years ago as they never seemed to amount to anything, but in the last couple of years I’ve kind of figured that some things might just be signs after all. Like finding a black cat on my roof, for example. I bought extra lotto tickets after that, but nothing came of it. See, what’s the point in believing?

I try and listen to my muse and guides and helpers when it comes to my writing, but rarely get a whisper.

Well, if I want to stretch this ad out into a sign, then there’s been a few since 2013 and I could maybe stretch a few things that have happened recently into more signs.

So let’s start…

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I may not be a rock star, but I’d have only orange lollies on my rider!

10/09/2015 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Fun Stuff, Music & Radio Leave a Comment

 

Have you ever thought about it?

We constantly hear about what musos, actors, artists have on their riders and request or demand for backstage or their hotel rooms, but what would you have on yours?

I personally wouldn’t have much. Pepsi Max, KFC or roast chicken and chips (fries to some), M&Ms and orange lollies, if I wanted lollies that is.

Why orange?

Because, strangely, orange is the only colour/flavour that doesn’t make me feel sick.

I knew years ago it was that way with jelly beans, and the last few years I’ve realised it’s that way with snakes, jelly babies and other flavoured jelly lollies.

I have no idea why it’s orange, maybe there’s less sugar or something in them, but I can eat them and not feel sick afterwards. As for chocolate, a lot of it makes me sick, M&Ms don’t, which is why I’d pick them.

As for other food, what would you guys have on your rider?

 

Inspiration boards. Do you have one?

17/01/2012 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Fun Stuff 2 Comments

Last year I got a corkboard and turned it into a memo/feng shui/inspiration board. I had pics of money all over it, pics of jewellery I was after, pics of inspirational people etc. I went over it and cleaned it out. I had a plan for it! So more than half of the stuff came off. And when I got new ink cartridges I printed a whole heap of stuff and rearranged the board. Feng shui style.

Money goodies top left corner, exercise middle left and knowledge bottom left. Pictures of money, a scratchie I bought, an exercise bike and pics of two books I’ve been reading, FAME 101 and the Idiot’s Guide to Branding Yourself, along with a pic I found on the internet with WHO ARE YOU? all over it. There’s also pics of an iPod (which I now have) iPad, iPhone, Nintendo (also have) and camcorder there, as you can not only learn on them but I’m after them to buy as well.

Top right is relationship but there’s no pics there as I put it in the bedroom instead. Middle right is creativity and children of which I put a magazine cover with me on the front on the board. Bottom right is inspirational people and travel. Pics of Ellen and Oprah with emmys, Jackie Collins, Lady GaGa and Blake Liveley, I love the clothes she gets, and places like London, New York and L.A.

Top middle is fame, middle is earth/you and bottom middle is career, so all pics referring to me and my writing/online career, my book covers, pics of the word fame, a pic of a red carpet and a gorgeous pic I found online. Print some pics out, do your own board and get some inspiration into your life. See how it works.

 

 

OH MY GOD! I’VE BEEN CONTACTED BY THE FBI!!!!!

20/08/2011 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Fun Stuff Leave a Comment

FROM: AGENT SCOT RAY

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT

2635 CENTURY PARKWAY N.E.,

SUITE 400

ATLANTA, GA 30345 USA

URGENT ATTENTION

I am special agent Scot Ray; from the Intelligence Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). We just intercepted/confiscated two (2) Trunk Boxes at the Hartsfield Jackson International Airport in Atlanta Georgia. We are on the verge of moving this consignment to the bureau headquarters. However, we scanned the said boxes and found out that it contained a total of USD4.7M and some back up documents which bears your name as the owner of the funds. Investigation carried out on the Diplomat who accompanied these boxes into the United States, revealed that he was to make the delivery of the funds to your residence as these funds are entitled to you, been Contract/Inheritance over due payments. The funds were from the office of the Ministry of Finance of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Furthermore, after cross checking all the legal documents we found in the boxes backing you up as the beneficiary of the funds, it became known to us that one of the documents is missing. This document is very important and until we get the document, the boxes will be temporarily confiscated pending when you will provide it. The much needed document is the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Delivery Certificate (DISDC). This document will protect you from going against the US Patriot Act Section 314a and Section 314b . This delivery will be tagged A Diplomatic Transit Payment (D.T.P) once you get the document.

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email (agentscot@fbi-us.us)within 72 hours so that i will guide you on how to get the much needed document. Failure to comply to this directives may lead to the permanent confiscation of the funds and possible arrest. We may also get the Financial Action Task Force on Money Laundering (FATF) involved if do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any Bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as your funds are here now in the United States of America.

AGENT SCOT RAY

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT

2635 CENTURY PARKWAY N.E.,

SUITE 400

ATLANTA, GA 30345 USA
agentscot@fbi-us.us

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

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SO IF THERE REALLY IS AN AGENT SCOT RAY, COME AND GET ME!

 

WINNING LOTTO!!!!! What would you do?

22/05/2011 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Fun Stuff Leave a Comment

It’s the one thing most of us dream about. It’s the one thing we’d all love to achieve.  It’s the premise for one of my books.

But is money really the evil that people claim it is?

No!

Money is not the root of all evil. Having money is not the root of all evil. Having no plan is the root of all evil.

I spoke about this on one of my vlogs recently. Millionaire lotto winners and what they do with their money. Some are sensible. They get an account or financial advisor. Leave it in the bank till they figure out what to do with it. Write down a list of things they want or need.

Others madly spend, give to all the leeches who come out of the woodwork, charities who stick their hands out, relatives and so called friends they’ve never met, and those they’ve met only briefly. And then when their world goes to shit, what do they blame….The money!

That’s right, not themselves, the money.

The one thing that makes no choices. The one thing that makes no decisions about what it will be spent on or squandered on. The one thing that is not to blame in the whole scenario.

The only thing and person/people to blame for squandering millions is the person doing the squandering.

The main thing you need is a plan. And do people have one? No!

It’s all well and good to dream of winning lotto and what you’ll do with it. But it’s another to actually win lotto and put that plan into motion.

The important thing is to put yourself first and everyone else a distance second. If you have underage children, support them and pay for school etc which is your job anyway. If you have adult children, tell them to get their own money.

If there’s place you want to go and things you want to do, go there, do them.
It all comes down to the issue of having a set plan BEFORE you win lotto.

1 – Pay off the mortgage or buy a new house.

Check!

2 – Go on a holiday to places I want to go.

Check!

3 – Pay for my children’s school, or grandchildren’s education/trust fund.

Check!

4 – Set myself up in the place I want to live, set up a business, try new things.

Check!

5 – Don’t let all the leeches I do and don’t know suck all of my money out of me.

Check!

So there it is.

A plan that you need when you win lotto.

The money is not evil. It’s just plastic coated paper and has no feelings, value, thoughts or words.

It’s you!

It’s you who screws up your own life by squandering those millions and blaming everyone but yourself.

You!

So get your shit together and set a plan now.

You never know.

One day it just might be you.


Ken Carson turns 50! So why the fuck did he NEVER marry Barbie? Maybe because he’s gay!!!!!!

10/03/2011 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Fun Stuff, Movies & TV 1 Comment

 

Barbie and Ken have never been married. Even though there have been groom Kens and bride Barbies for decades, they never ACTUALLY got married.

So what the fuck is wrong with Ken?

He’s 50!!!!

Is he gay?!?!?!?!?!?!

Barbie’s 52, the cougar, and while we all carry on about how she’s a career woman and dumped Ken a few years back for Derek from The Rockers, she went back to Ken and then dumped him for Blaine, the Aussie surfer dude (check out my Barbie vlog about that one), and now they got back together this year.

We don’t have an issue with Barbie not getting married. Although at 52 she clearly can’t find a man to settle down with so she CLEARLY has issues of her own.

But what about Ken?

Is he such a loser that when Barbie wouldn’t put out or marry him and then dumped him several times he didn’t stop to think “Barbie’s a tease! She keeps leading me on and not putting out. Maybe it’s time I moved on. SHE certainly has!”

He could’ve dated around and found himself a nice girl who would put out to marry and have kids with.

But he didn’t!!!!!

So what’s wrong with him?

After seeing him in Toy Story he’s sooooo clearly gay!!!!!

 

 

 

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