Last year I got a corkboard and turned it into a memo/feng shui/inspiration board. I had pics of money all over it, pics of jewellery I was after, pics of inspirational people etc. I went over it and cleaned it out. I had a plan for it! So more than half of the stuff came off. And when I got new ink cartridges I printed a whole heap of stuff and rearranged the board. Feng shui style.

Money goodies top left corner, exercise middle left and knowledge bottom left. Pictures of money, a scratchie I bought, an exercise bike and pics of two books I’ve been reading, FAME 101 and the Idiot’s Guide to Branding Yourself, along with a pic I found on the internet with WHO ARE YOU? all over it. There’s also pics of an iPod (which I now have) iPad, iPhone, Nintendo (also have) and camcorder there, as you can not only learn on them but I’m after them to buy as well.

Top right is relationship but there’s no pics there as I put it in the bedroom instead. Middle right is creativity and children of which I put a magazine cover with me on the front on the board. Bottom right is inspirational people and travel. Pics of Ellen and Oprah with emmys, Jackie Collins, Lady GaGa and Blake Liveley, I love the clothes she gets, and places like London, New York and L.A.

Top middle is fame, middle is earth/you and bottom middle is career, so all pics referring to me and my writing/online career, my book covers, pics of the word fame, a pic of a red carpet and a gorgeous pic I found online. Print some pics out, do your own board and get some inspiration into your life. See how it works.

 

 

FROM: AGENT SCOT RAY

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT

2635 CENTURY PARKWAY N.E.,

SUITE 400

ATLANTA, GA 30345 USA

URGENT ATTENTION

I am special agent Scot Ray; from the Intelligence Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). We just intercepted/confiscated two (2) Trunk Boxes at the Hartsfield Jackson International Airport in Atlanta Georgia. We are on the verge of moving this consignment to the bureau headquarters. However, we scanned the said boxes and found out that it contained a total of USD4.7M and some back up documents which bears your name as the owner of the funds. Investigation carried out on the Diplomat who accompanied these boxes into the United States, revealed that he was to make the delivery of the funds to your residence as these funds are entitled to you, been Contract/Inheritance over due payments. The funds were from the office of the Ministry of Finance of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Furthermore, after cross checking all the legal documents we found in the boxes backing you up as the beneficiary of the funds, it became known to us that one of the documents is missing. This document is very important and until we get the document, the boxes will be temporarily confiscated pending when you will provide it. The much needed document is the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Delivery Certificate (DISDC). This document will protect you from going against the US Patriot Act Section 314a and Section 314b . This delivery will be tagged A Diplomatic Transit Payment (D.T.P) once you get the document.

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email (agentscot@fbi-us.us)within 72 hours so that i will guide you on how to get the much needed document. Failure to comply to this directives may lead to the permanent confiscation of the funds and possible arrest. We may also get the Financial Action Task Force on Money Laundering (FATF) involved if do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any Bank in Africa, Europe or any other institution, as your funds are here now in the United States of America.

AGENT SCOT RAY

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT

2635 CENTURY PARKWAY N.E.,

SUITE 400

ATLANTA, GA 30345 USA
agentscot@fbi-us.us

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.

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SO IF THERE REALLY IS AN AGENT SCOT RAY, COME AND GET ME!

 

Like all other cattle, bulls are colour blind. The myth that a bull can see the colour red, is just that, a myth. Despite most bull-fighters using a red cape to attract the bull, the fact is that they could use a multi-coloured cape and the bull would still charge at them. The bull is only attracted to the movement of the cape, not the actual colour of it.

In other words, “NOT AGRESSIVE UNLESS PROVOKED”.

 

 

 

 

I so desperately want one of these bikes. Mainly the bottom one coz it’s so fucking cool.

I found a small article in a local paper about a month ago and checked out the website. www.electrabike.com click enter and then in the top left corner hover over bikes and click on cruiser. You’ll find them under ladies. AND……. you can buy bits and bobs to add to it like flowers, a basket, candy coloured seats and all sorts of chrome stuff.

This ones’s called Jenny. Cyn-b-demented loves this one.

 

 

BUT I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!

It’s called OM!!!!!

And it’s SOOOOOO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!