Since I released Why Positivity Can Be A Bad Thing! this year, I’ve decided to do a week’s worth of edited excerpts from the book, starting with why some women’s magazines should be abolished.
The picture is from an episode of the X-Files and suits this post to a T, I think.
Every day TV shows, radio programs, magazines and newspaper columns judge people on what they do, say, think, feel, act, wear, because that’s what the human race does, especially gossip columns and TV shows, pulling apart what all the celebrities wear to functions.
One week we should love ourselves, love what we look like, love our shape, our size, our lumps and bumps, our hair, our skin, our stretch marks, our scars, our lines and wrinkles, our grey hair, our lack of hair, our skin colour, our race, our sex, our religion. #nofilter on Instagram because you should go without make-up to show the world how fabulous you are in your bare skin. We should just be ourselves and everything will be all right.
But here’s the bullshit. It’s a big fat trailer load of fucking crap, that’s what it is!
Why is it a big fat trailer load of fucking crap?
Because of the issue right after they preach to us about loving ourselves.
The next issue is always one where they’re telling us about the latest diet, acne cream, fake tan, teeth whitener, sex position, concealer, cover up, bathers, clothes, underwear, shape wear, best fitting jeans and which celebrity “just lost” ten kilos with a great new diet and how this diet will work for us because we always have that “pesky” ten kilos to lose.
Because we’re just too fucking fat and shit ugly to exist in the world apparently.
That’s the message society is actually sending all of us.
I personally think many women’s magazines should be shut down as all they do is preach to and teach women they’re not good enough and never will be good enough as the person they are, the person the Universe created and as the person they are living as.
YOU SUCK, MAGAZINES!
Copycatism! Rivals trying to outdo each other to get more consumers!
OH MY GOD!!!!
I just want it all to stop!
Every company that is in competition with each other is boring me to tears.
Here in Aus, Pizza Hut is trying to outdo Dominos Pizza.
Pizza Hut came up with the stuffed crust full of cheese, now Dominos has a stuffed crust full of cheese. Dominos came up with prawns and peri peri, now Pizza Hut has prawns and peri peri.
Channels 7, 9 and 10 are always competeing with their shows, competitions, show segments, catch phrases. They love to steal. Especially channel 7’s Sunrise!
Rival magazines always have the same stories because they can’t let the other get it.
Even in America I noticed that Danny on CSI New York said boom alot, and then every other US tv show had characters saying boom!
Here in Aus when Rove had his show he did the What The! segment, and then everyone else started saying What The!
SERIOUSLY BORING PEOPLE!
One will not make me buy it over the other. One network will not make me watch it over another. One business will not make me drink or eat it over another.
Sure, some people are picky with what they eat and read. Big name brands for them, no home brands at all, that’s inferior product.
It’s actually not!
David Kock on Sunrise thinks he’s so shit hot yet comes off as an arrogant insecure bully who thinks he can act like a 30 something like Karl Stefanovic on rival Today.
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF COMPANIES COMING UP WITH THE EXACT SAME PRODUCT TO GET OUR MONEY!
MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND WORTH ME GIVING MY MONEY TO YOU DON’T JUST COPY SOMEONE ELSE IT’S FUCKING BORING!!!!!!
I need new things people not fucking old repeated shit you’ve copied off your fucking rival!!!!
GET SOME NEW FUCKING IDEAS BECAUSE YOU’RE TURNING ME OFF!!!!
Australian magazines will not publish pictures of a topless Kate Middleton.
While the tabloids overseas are now all jumping on the bandwagon thanks to the French magazine, Closer, Australian magazines have refused to publish them.
Which is ironic, since it was the Australian magazine, New Idea, who was the only magazine in the world to reveal Prince Harry was in Afghanistan with the army a few years ago.
At the time, New Idea claimed they felt people needed to know.
What bullshit!
The only people that needed to know where Harry was at the time was his family and the army. The rest of us, commonly known as common people, did not.
What excuses the press hide behind.
They think they have every right to walk onto your property, run after you, stop you from getting in your car or house, hold your door open…. and yet NONE of them realise they have NO RIGHT AT ALL.
And the magazines need to pull their collective heads out and realise that the excuse of “the public need to know” is a bullshit one that NO LONGER WORKS and is no longer viable in this day and age.
Taking pictures from a kilometre away of Kate was disgusting, and they need to stop blaming her for not being safety concious enough.
What rot!
It’s just their excuse for getting away with it under laws and rule for journos that I don’t even think technically or legally exist.
They just all live by their own rules and not the law of the land and it’s time someone pulled them all into line and set those rules and guidelines to stop them from being the vultures they are.
Jewels xxoo
Adult female celebrities who act and sound like children need to get the fuck off my tv!
So many women in the public eye are annoying me lately.
Whether they are models, actors, newsreaders, hosts, they just annoy me with the way they talk and act and carry on.
They speak with childish voices, they act like children, or like they’re speaking to children, they walk without conviction, they stand all hunched over and not to mention the fake tans, fake make-up, and fake hair dye.
So many women in the public eye are fake in so many ways.
I want an adult woman to act and speak and sound and walk like an adult woman. And dress like one for God’s sake. Don’t wear clothes meant for children or have your skirt up to your crotch.
Get some dignity for God’s sake. Grow the fuck up. Be and act like the adult woman you are supposed to be.
I’m sick of idiotic voices and hair parted in the middle. I’m sick of being spoken to like I’m five. I’m sick of adult women standing with their legs crossed because their skirt is so short. I’m sick of seeing immature, idiotic, childish, brainless adult women acting like children because they think they need to, that’s what we want to see and hear, or the fact they have absolutely no self-esteem whatsoever.
They are insecure, lacking confidence, self respect and maturity and I am really sick of seeing these women on my tv, in my magazines, on my radio. I’m sick of idiots and morons trying to represent me in the world and I wish it would stop!
Jewels xxoo
Dear trash magazines and celebrity websites
recent months. And it’s not just you, it’s gossip sites and tabloids as well.
NOT expecting and NOT having twins.
isn’t pregnant because they will start showing, and then you will know they are
having a baby. And NO you have no
idea whether it’s twins or not, or a boy or girl, although it can only be one or
the other.
such intimate details when you bloody well don’t.
but then get annoyed when the celebrity SAYS NOTHING about whether they are
pregnant or not and all of you get shitty and indignant because you are not
being told whether or not there is an expecting pregnancy.
will find out sooner or later but your desperate need to get the info before
anyone else is seriously annoying. You DO NOT have the right to know at any
stage, and the celebrity DOES NOT have to tell you or anyone else. They have
EVERY RIGHT to keep their business to themselves and not divulge it to anyone,
but it just pisses you off doesn’t it. Not knowing the latest gossip and celeb
news. It kills you inside to know you are missing out on something and so you
go ahead and print it anyway, completely disregarding the facts, and the truth
is nothing to worry about until you get sued for lying and printing such
rubbish.
truth when making money is all you’re worried about. To hell with a person’s
personal life and hurrah to your big fat bank account!
Australian magazine, New Idea, turns 110. Just a pity they can’t print the truth.
up themselves. 9 times out of 10 they don’t do “actual” interviews
and either use articles from overseas mags or supposedly get “info”
from “close personal sources”.
changing with the times. Going from being an “informative” magazine,
I’m sure, to being nothing but full of made up rubbish.
pages.