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MIXED MESSAGES: Why Some Magazines Should Be Abolished

31/08/2014 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: L.J. Diva's Books, Print Media, Publishing Leave a Comment

Since I released Why Positivity Can Be A Bad Thing! this year, I’ve decided to do a week’s worth of edited excerpts from the book, starting with why some women’s magazines should be abolished.

Every day TV shows, radio programs, magazines and newspaper columns judge people on what they do, say, think, feel, act, wear, because that’s what the human race does, especially gossip columns and TV shows, pulling apart what all the celebrities wear to functions. 

One week we should love ourselves, love what we look like, love our shape, our size, our lumps and bumps, our hair, our skin, our stretch marks, our scars, our lines and wrinkles, our grey hair, our lack of hair, our skin colour, our race, our sex, our religion. #nofilter on Instagram because you should go without make-up to show the world how fabulous you are in your bare skin. We should just be ourselves and everything will be all right. 

But here’s the bullshit. It’s a big fat trailer load of fucking crap, that’s what it is!

Why is it a big fat trailer load of fucking crap?

Because of the issue right after they preach to us about loving ourselves.

The next issue is always one where they’re telling us about the latest diet, acne cream, fake tan, teeth whitener, sex position, concealer, cover up, bathers, clothes, underwear, shape wear, best fitting jeans and which celebrity “just lost” ten kilos with a great new diet and how this diet will work for us because we always have that “pesky” ten kilos to lose.

Because we’re just too fucking fat and shit ugly to exist in the world apparently.

That’s the message society is actually sending all of us. 

I personally think many women’s magazines should be shut down as all they do is preach to and teach women they’re not good enough and never will be good enough as the person they are, the person the Universe created and as the person they are living as.

YOU SUCK, MAGAZINES!

Copycatism! Rivals trying to outdo each other to get more consumers!

07/03/2013 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Movies & TV, Print Media Leave a Comment

OH MY GOD!!!!

I just want it all to stop!

Every company that is in competition with each other is boring me to tears.

Here in Aus, Pizza Hut is trying to outdo Dominos Pizza.

Pizza Hut came up with the stuffed crust full of cheese, now Dominos has a stuffed crust full of cheese. Dominos came up with prawns and peri peri, now Pizza Hut has prawns and peri peri.

Channels 7, 9 and 10 are always competeing with their shows, competitions, show segments, catch phrases. They love to steal. Especially channel 7’s Sunrise!

Rival magazines always have the same stories because they can’t let the other get it.

Even in America I noticed that Danny on CSI New York said boom alot, and then every other US tv show had characters saying boom!

Here in Aus when Rove had his show he did the What The! segment, and then everyone else started saying What The!

SERIOUSLY BORING PEOPLE!

One will not make me buy it over the other. One network will not make me watch it over another. One business will not make me drink or eat it over another.

Sure, some people are picky with what they eat and read. Big name brands for them, no home brands at all, that’s inferior product.

It’s actually not!

David Kock on Sunrise thinks he’s so shit hot yet comes off as an arrogant insecure bully who thinks he can act like a 30 something like Karl Stefanovic on rival Today.

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF COMPANIES COMING UP WITH THE EXACT SAME PRODUCT TO GET OUR MONEY!

MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND WORTH ME GIVING MY MONEY TO YOU DON’T JUST COPY SOMEONE ELSE IT’S FUCKING BORING!!!!!!

I need new things people not fucking old repeated shit you’ve copied off your fucking rival!!!!

GET SOME NEW FUCKING IDEAS BECAUSE YOU’RE TURNING ME OFF!!!!

Dear trash magazines and celebrity websites

19/08/2012 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Celebrities, Print Media, Websites & Social Media Leave a Comment

I’ve become really annoyed with you more than usual in the recent months. And it’s not just you, it’s gossip sites and tabloids as well.
 
“Is she pregnant?”
 
“Said celebrity is expecting…..twins!”
 
“The moment she told him”
 
“Said celebrity’s baby bump”
 
And then of course, that said celebrity is NOT pregnant and NOT expecting and NOT having twins.
 
Seriously people! You’re going to see soon enough who is and isn’t pregnant because they will start showing, and then you will know they are having a baby. And NO you have no idea whether it’s twins or not, or a boy or girl, although it can only be one or the other.
 
I’m so sick and tired of you trash mags claiming you know such intimate details when you bloody well don’t.
 
And then of course there are those of you who take a guess but then get annoyed when the celebrity SAYS NOTHING about whether they are pregnant or not and all of you get shitty and indignant because you are not being told whether or not there is an expecting pregnancy.
 
Like ANYONE has to tell you if they are pregnant or not. You will find out sooner or later but your desperate need to get the info before anyone else is seriously annoying. You DO NOT have the right to know at any stage, and the celebrity DOES NOT have to tell you or anyone else. They have EVERY RIGHT to keep their business to themselves and not divulge it to anyone, but it just pisses you off doesn’t it. Not knowing the latest gossip and celeb news. It kills you inside to know you are missing out on something and so you go ahead and print it anyway, completely disregarding the facts, and the truth is nothing to worry about until you get sued for lying and printing such rubbish.
 
No, dear trash mags and websites, you don’t care about the truth when making money is all you’re worried about. To hell with a person’s personal life and hurrah to your big fat bank account!
 
You make me sick!
 

More CSI New York Magazine and Carmine Giovinazzo pics!!!

31/08/2009 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Movies & TV, Print Media 3 Comments

It would seem that there has been more interest in my pics of the CSI New York Magazines, so I have gone through all three of them and uploaded all the decent pics and stories of Carmine Giovinazzo. It took all day as I loaded them up at full res, so you all should be able to read them.

Broadband ain’t all it’s cracked up to be!!!!

(links no longer available due to no longer having a photobucket account.)






The ”real” CSI mag #3. Complete with Carmine Giovinazzo story!

26/06/2009 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Movies & TV, Print Media 5 Comments

Well here it is, the third edition of the CSI mag. I seem to have posted the first one the other day, but have now scanned the proper mag and added the story on Carmine to make up for it! I had to reduce the size of them, coz they just weren’t uploading.

Cover
Page 1
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Page 6
Special xtra

The new CSI New York Mag out now. Go and get it!

24/06/2009 by L.J. Diva Filed Under: Movies & TV, Print Media 5 Comments

Don’t forget to get your latest issue of CSI Mag. There’s a story on Carmine and Anna, and their characters having a baby etc. There’s also a little behind the scenes look at Snow Day! And so here’s some nekkid Carmine to get you into the groove!
Even he’s had enough of all this shit!

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