TAHLIA CAMERON – me…who else…
MICHAEL ANTHONY – Michael Weatherly
CARMINE GIONETTI – Carmine Giovinazzo
KEITH PRITCHARD – Hill Harper
ANDY GARRICK – Eddie Cahill
SIN MAINWARING – mid 40s, long fiery red hair, skinny assed lawyer
GIRLS BOOKSHOP / NEWSAGENT – nondescript
FAT BOSS – fat and gross
DAVID – bank clerk, nondescript
LARRY EMDUR – as himself
DAVID REYNE – as himself
ROSE DAWSON – from the Lottery Commission, nondescript
TAMARA – airport clerk, nondescript
CONSULATE WOMAN – nondescript
SINGING TEACHER – nondescript
SELF-DEFENCE INSTRUCTOR – nondescript
GUARDS – nondescript
REMOVALISTS – nondescript
LANDLORD – nondescript
TAXI DRIVERS – nondescript
AIRPORT WOMAN – nondescript
FLIGHT ATTENDANT – nondescript
2 EX-FOOTY STARS – nondescript
TV STAR – nondescript
RADIO ANNOUNCER – nondescript
OLD WOMAN PLANE – similar to Barbara Cartland
WOMAN CUSTOMS – nondescript
MARGARET DALY-TOMES/HUSBAND – Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
COLONIAL INN STAFF – nondescript
CHIRO – female
FACTORY WORKERS – nondescript
MAC STEELE – manager of Stang dealership, five eleven, brown hair, well-built but soft
MAN – middle-aged balding, Stang dealership
MR WHITE – Real Estate Agent, nondescript
50s DINER WAITRESS – nondescript
ALICE – college-aged artist hired to work for Tahlia’s company
MATT – college-aged artist hired to work for Tahlia’s company
JOE – college-aged artist hired to work for Tahlia’s company
PAINTERS/DECORATORS – nondescript
RICHARD MANNING – company CO
SONYA MCMAHON – head of company’s women’s label, 25, graduate of fashion
MATTHEW RIDGELY – head of company’s men’s label, 28, business exec
MATTHEW’S ASSISTANT – nondescript
MICHELLE MICHAELS – head of company’s kid’s label, 30, degrees in business, accounting
THANDIE NEWTON – NOT the actress, receptionist at company, African American, 24
BEN – head of publishing at the company
AARON JENKINS – head of press and publicity at the company
TINA – head of accessories line at the company
LESLIE FUNK – 22, webmistress at the company
ANDREW – company accountant
CHANTELLE – decorator
TODD ETTRIDGE – manager of the company factory
WAITERS/MANAGER AT IVY – nondescript
MONICA LEEWAY – Lindsay Lohan
MONICA’S FRIENDS – nondescript
WARWICK JAMES – George Hamilton
PATRONS – nondescript
PAPS – nondescript
FREDERIQUE – manager of The Ivy
MICHELLINE – Margaret’s lady friend
CHEREE – Big Willy’s waitress, nondescript
SOL MEYERS – manager of factory, six foot, bit overweight
MANNY CONSUELO – owner of above factory
SVEN GOLDEN – tall, very blond, Swedish gym trainer extraordinaire, built
SENSEI – martial arts teacher, 50s, has no humour
RICHARD SAYER – Les Moonves
MARNIE WILKINS – English rose, brown hair, delicate features
STEWART – the Sayer butler
MANAGER OF PUB HOUSE – nondescript
AMY – editor at the publishing house
AMBOS / NURSES – nondescript
POLICE OFFICER – young, 20s-30s
SERGEANT BAKER – male, middle-aged, stern
DETECTIVE SOLD – male, 50s, greying, had a gutful
DETECTIVE BEYER – male, good looking brunet, 30-40 years old
MATTHEW MACGYVER – Matthew McConaughey
BANK TELLER/MANAGER – nondescript
LOCKSMITH – nondescript
SANDRA CABOT – Cancer Foundation branch manager
MICHELLE – Cancer Foundation receptionist
RACHEL & MICHAEL WILSON – nondescript
STORE MANAGER – nondescript
TEEN ACTRESS – Miley Cyrus
CHARLIE ANTHONY – Michael Anthony’s brother
DYLAN ANTHONY – 12, brown hair, blue eyes
ED WOOD – Gun Range Manager
GR INSTRUCTOR/ASSISTANT – nondescript
MARIA CONCHITA CONSUELOS – Latino actress
DELIA SMYTHE – actress
MICHELLE MOREAU – actress on hot cop show, Angie Harmon type
BETH EVERWAY – actress on hot cop show
AMY BELLAMY – Carmine’s co-star
MARILEE & JAKE JOHNSON – Michael’s ex and her husband
GUNMEN/ TWO THUGS – gross, slimy, assholes
WOMAN AT NEWS CONFERENCE – nondescript
OLD WOMEN IN HOTEL – 70s, grey hair
WOMAN’S FRIEND – 70s, grey hair
HAWAII STAFF – nondescript