CARLOS STEPHANOPOULOS 

PEDRO STEPHANOPOULOS 

TOMAS STEPHANOPOULOS

AGENT PAYDAY – FBI agent

DETECTIVE STAR – cop on Carlos’s case 

DETECTIVE DREW – cop on Carlos’s case 

DETECTIVE GARDO – cop on Pedro’s case 

OFFICER BURNS – cop on Pedro’s case 

OFFICER DEVRON – cop on Pedro’s case 

DETECTIVE BARDEN – cop on Tomas’s case 

ANEEKA NE MASTA – famous photographer friend of Harry

TONY VEGA – bodyguard of Carlos, works for Harry 

MARK MONROE – bodyguard of Pedro’s 

JENNY STEPHANOPOULOS – Matriarch of Stephanopoulos family

SPIROS STEPHANOPOULOS – Patriarch of Stephanopoulos family

STEFANO PAPADOPOULOS – Spiros’s ex-step uncle (Greek, 75, well built for age, can still get it up, powerful businessman)

MARTA EFFIDOPOLOUS – Consuela’s maid, Stephano’s illegitimate daughter (Greek, 20 something, jealous of Consuela, hates her father)

MARIA EFFIDOPOLOUS – Marta’s mother, Stephano’s lover

GUSTOFF DROPOPOLOUS – Marta’s husband, Stephano’s illegitimate son (Greek, swarthy, big and bulky, dark hair and features)

ANGELINA POULOS – Pedro’s girlfriend, wife to be 

VIVIAN VILLIERS – model, Carlos’s girlfriend, wife to be 

ROGER DENCOTT – Tomas’s boyfriend 

CONNIE DELUCA – Carlos’s woman, Antonio’s mother 

BETTE OLANDER – friend of Tomas and Roger

BERTHA ST JOHN – friend of Tomas and Roger

WILLOW BERTRAN – friend of Tomas and Roger

HARRIET DEVILLE – wife of Harry 

HARRY DEVILLE – porn star boss of Carlos 

GRETA VON BURRO – porn star boss of Pedro 

MARCUS SERALIFT – porn star boss of Roger and Tomas 

VIOLET SERALIFT – wife of Marcus 

GIORGIO STEPHANOPOLOUS – Spiros’s grandfather (Greek, 101, withered, in wheelchair, brown eyes, bald)

GIORGIO’S CARER